Life In a Nutshell

Life is such a fucking chore. Every fucking day, you would wake up, have your breakfast then go to work. When you go to work, you would have those fucking quacks squawking their balls off. After that, you would go see your friend who would ask you the same fucking questions every single fucking morning. Then, you would go home and think about how your going to deal with all your problems.
You would either pick suicide, getting another job or start to smoke weed everyday with your new friend Snoop Dog. You first choose to get another job which is worse than you expected because the building you're working at is haunted and a guy named Skrillex thinks it's cool to start playing dubstep in the middle of an exorcism. Then you pick suicide but you're stopped by the one and only, Snoop Dogg.
After that, you and Snoop become friends and start to smoke weed everyday. The end.

Alternate Ending


After Snoop tries to convince you that suicide is wrong, spooky skeletons start to scratch and rape him. Then Snoop explodes into a pile of hyper-realistic blood and brain-matter for no apparent reason. After that, spooky hell beasts take you to Hell where you are forever being experimented by large, annoying squawking ducks. The end.